Author: qjoq.com

Unemployment!…….it’s just not working!!

I observed a minute’s silence earlier. I saw a dwarf take the fifth amendment in court.

I was on a remote island once. Just a pity there were no tv’s.

Quality problems have been reported at the Mr. Kipling factory. They fear it might be a worst cake scenario.

Apparently,some drug abusers are experts in meths.

I’m flying to Dublin with Ireland’s national airline. They cut the hand luggage allowance from 10kg to 6kg. That’s Cunning Lingus for you. Leaves a bad taste in the mouth.

My missus said yesterday that she fancied a bit. So I gave her one. And a bridle, saddle and stirrups to match.

My son asked me if it was ok to smoke crack in the snow. I said “It certainly is, son, as long as you don’t in hail.”

After my wife kicked me out, I hit the road Which is probably how I broke my knuckles.