Author: qjoq.com

I’ve considered changing my career from working at the neckwear store, i’m just a little tied down though.

The Shard. Is it a memorial to posh Holocaust victims?.

Whilst beating your wife make sure to add splashes of milk to ensure a fluffy consistency throughout.

I was born an abbot and I will Diane Abbott.

I just had a dream that I was suffering from insomnia, I think.

My wife insists that I make the bed every morning. I don’t mind, but I do wonder who keeps dismantling it every night.

A bloke driving a horse and cart fired a musket ball through my windscreen. To be fair, i was on a duel carriage way.

In Yorkshire we call a spade, a spade. Down in that thar London they use all fancy words for ’em. Like Autistic.

If you receive an e-mail trying to sell you a device which removes the little bits from your orange juice, ignore it. It’s pulp fiction.