The thing with gluesniffe …
The thing with gluesniffers is they all stick together
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I took my son for a drive …
I took my son for a drive this morning. Poor sod’s still got the tyre marks where I parked on his face.
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“Your ticket helps support the British film industry.” How about using some of the money to make a decent film for once?
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I know an electrician with a mild case of epilepsy. He’s a light fitter.
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I got an email from a nigerian friend saying I have to see this website called sickipidia as its front page has the funniest sick jokes I will ever see! The worst 8 million quid I’ve ever spent….
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As a train conductor, I spend most days walking up and down the train, punching tickets. I shouldn’t do it really, but I get annoyed when people wave their tickets in my face. Makes me want to hit things.
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Broken clocks, I just haven’t got the time.
Continue ReadingWent house-hunting the ot …
Went house-hunting the other day. Only managed to kill a bungalow, though.
Continue ReadingVenus Fly Traps: Ensure a …
Venus Fly Traps: Ensure an endless supply of prey by using a small African child as bait.
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So I saw this giant fighting a dwarf. …That’s the long and short of it.
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The pub quiz last night was Run DMC themed and I didn’t do very well. Well it’s like that, and that’s the way it is.
Continue ReadingUnlike some people, I’m p …
Unlike some people, I’m perfectly able to admit when I’m wrong. Or at least I would be, if I were ever wrong.
Continue ReadingRecent figures show that …
Recent figures show that I need yet another cabinet for all my action men.
Continue ReadingLast night I saw a circus …
Last night I saw a circus freak with two mouths.One at the front and the other at the back of his head. Smiles all round.
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How did I get out of Iraq? Iran.
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