Author: qjoq.com

Th Is there no end to this?

I don’t know what my butcher’s problem is. Today I asked him for a hot chop, but he gave me the cold shoulder.

I wonder if Johnnie Walker, Jim Beam and Jack Daniels attend meetings of Alcoholics Eponymous?

I’m sick and tired of overdosing on sleeping pills.

There’s a new Fish and Chip shop opened up in my area so I thought I would go. What a lovely plaice.

Its not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

Did you hear that Chelsea’s bid for that Valencia player fell through this morning? Oh well, no Mata