Winnebago, making family …
Winnebago, making family sized cars to fit American’s for over 50yrs.
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On the Sickipedia page on …
On the Sickipedia page on facebook, Nicholas McKirdy raises an important issue: “Why has the Ban Sickipedia group got more members than this group? I never knew that many scousers can afford the internet.”
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You know you’re getting older when….”happy hour”…… is a nap.
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I decided to have a gin and tonic earlier. “Gordon’s?” asked the barman. “I’d prefer to have my own,” I said.
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I got wheel clamped parked outside the bank today. My boss went mental. He says I’m the worst getaway driver he’s ever had.
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Wife walks in on husband reading her diary. Wife – “why have you been going through my wardrobe again?” Husband – “I was looking for a lion and a witch.” Wife – “that’s none of your business!” Husband – “I think you’ll find that’s Narnia business.”
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I was in a rave when someone asked me what tunes do I like, “The Blackcurrant ones are my favourite, what about you?”, I said.
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Man walks into a library & asks if they have any books on probabilities. The librarian says, “Most unlikely.”
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I’m taking back this bag of M&M’s I just bought as they appear to be faulty. Half of them are W’s.
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Me and the wife sat up for hours trying to remember what the opposite of a day is. Eventually we called it a night.
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I know a female teacher who hates women. Ms. Ogynist.
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I love air removal systems. I’m a big extractor fan.
Continue ReadingSo, childhood obesity is …
So, childhood obesity is on the rise. It not all doom and gloom , paedophilia levels must have decreased.
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Why are they using blacks instead of laboratory rats in experiments now? They breed faster and you don’t get too attached to them!
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I saw an advert for the Make A Wish Foundation that said “what do you get for a kid without a future?” A Present?
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