Women are so dramatic. ‘B …
Women are so dramatic. ‘Be careful, you’ll have my eye out with that!’ With a tennis ball mum? REALLY?
Continue ReadingAuthor: qjoq.com
BBC News: Libyan City Key …
BBC News: Libyan City Key in Future. Couldn’t they just fight over another city while a new one is cut?
Continue ReadingI’m really hungry, My mum …
I’m really hungry, My mum and dad were never good at picking names…
Continue ReadingI witnessed a Cyclops and …
I witnessed a Cyclops and a pirate having a row in a bar. They just couldn’t see eye to eye.
Continue ReadingI went out on a date last …
I went out on a date last night, The girl i took out didn’t seem very interested at first, then she said “What do you do for a living?” I said, “I’ve got my own business, Sell fridges” She was all over me after that, Women and domestic appliances.
Continue ReadingI wanted to join the Navy …
I wanted to join the Navy when I left school but that ship has now sailed.
Continue ReadingA man walked into a libra …
A man walked into a library and asks if they have maps. The toilet attendant then directed him to the front desk.
Continue ReadingIt seems that the future …
It seems that the future of South Korea is unclear. Oops. Misspelt nuclear.
Continue ReadingWhat have second cousin m …
What have second cousin marriage and Birmingham got in common? They’re both dodgy grey areas that people tend to avoid.
Continue ReadingHi, I’m a U.S Squaddie. A …
Hi, I’m a U.S Squaddie. And chucking that grenade through that window was my idea.
Continue ReadingFor the best dill bread,. …
For the best dill bread,… you must start with the highest quality dill dough.
Continue ReadingI hope Im the last guy on …
I hope Im the last guy on earth, I wanna see if all those women were lying to me
Continue ReadingAfter an argument, the wi …
After an argument, the wife always applies some war paint and a headdress. It’s just her way of putting on a Brave face.
Continue ReadingShouting out ‘come on, Da …
Shouting out ‘come on, Dai Greene!’ Is a great way to show your support. But I’m starting to regret shouting it in the barbers.
Continue ReadingAre you under 16 and find …
Are you under 16 and find it difficult to make friends? Are you over 30, with paedopohilic tendencies? Try Facebook………………….introducing people………………………
Continue Reading