Saw a geometric shape wit …
Saw a geometric shape with really sharp corners. I thought “That’s acute triangle”
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My girlfriend came downst …
My girlfriend came downstairs with her face covered in aquatic animals. It turned me on and I came on urchin.
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I just sent my Gran a dirty joke. “PMS!” she replied “Don’t you mean PMSL Nan?” i asked…. “No, it’s the incontinence kicking in again!”
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My mate bought one of those smart cars today . Tell you what , i’ve been in bigger women
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What do you call an optician in training? A pupil.
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I came home from work and the wife said to me “Fancy a 69” I said “no thanks, I’ll have a 72. I hate sweet and sour pork”
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I told my mate that he was easily amused. But he just cracked up and shat himself.
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whats the difference between U and I… I is straight .. and U is bent..!
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Which sport has two Qs in it? Snooker.
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I tried to tell my parents that they wouldn’t have any reception in the outback. They wouldn’t have a bar of it.
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You know your fit when you run 20 miles and your nipples hurt more than your legs…
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Hollywood. It’s made a huge name for itself.
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Sport Relief is Milarious
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Me and the wife have bought a new bed made out of sandpaper. We’ve been going through a rough time.
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First man: Do you have any hobbies? Second man: I collect badgers. First man: Do you have many? Second man: One more and I’ll have the whole sett.
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