In Nigeria, how do you kn …
In Nigeria, how do you know if you’ve really won the lottery?
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My maths teacher asked me …
My maths teacher asked me, “Do you understand inequalities?” I replied, “More or less.”
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My son recently completed all of his swimming lessons. As a reward I gave him a red wetsuit and pushed him out to sea. Thats my buoy!
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What hits your lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?
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Maybe I’m not imaginative enough, but if I had a time machine, I think I’d just fast-forward to bedtime.
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Sickipedia has a lot in common with Britain as there always seems to be a significant number of people who aren’t registered here.
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What do you call it when a ghost comes in and steals all of your stuff? Paranormal Blacktivity.
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My Dad thinks he’s going to get a watch for 25 years reliable service. He hasn’t missed one single signing on day yet.
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Liam Gill’s friends walk into a library and ask for a dictionary. The librarian replies ”fuuk of, youse wownt bryng it bakk”
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The worse thing about winning 82million would be trying to get it out of the newsagents into the car.
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Siamese Twins: Nature Saying “If you can’t beat em…”
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I wouldn’t dream of being an insomniac.
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There was an old man from Limerick. Who was completely unaware of the short but often humurous poetry that shares the same name as his hometown.
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Tesco Self-Service Checkouts Making shoplifting ‘a mistake’ since 2008.
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My son’s tooth fell out yesterday. So last night my wife asked me to tiptoe into his bedroom and replace it with a 1 coin. I did try but unfortunately he woke up as I was doing it. Must’ve been the taste of the superglue.
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