Author: qjoq.com

My girlfriend fell over her Handlebars today. Someone needs to tell her Movember is over.

”Age is just a number” – it’s quite clearly a word

Whats the differnce between the American air force and the British air force? The British air force break ground and fly into the wind.

I hate those people that go door to door trying to convert others to joining their gym. For the last time, I do not want to become a member of Jehova’s Fitness!

Me and Oxymorons have a love-hate relationship.

As my wife woke this morning, the first thing she said was, ” How long you been up?” I said, ” About five minutes.” She said, ” Take it out and get off, I’ve got to go to work.”