Author: qjoq.com

I have a black eye…. does that make me multicultural?

People tell me I have a pessimistic view of incest. It must be the dad in me.

I saw a woman applying her make up on the bus this morning . It was a really old bus and benefited from a bit of blusher.

How does Wicket get to work? Ewoks.

I was at an old school acid house revival night last weekend when a journalist came up to me and said, “What, in your opinion, was the best thing about the eighties?” “Actually”, I replied, “I think you’ll find I’ve only taken six.”

BBC news: Libyan rebels sweeping westward. They may be causing carnage but at least they are cleaning up after themselves.

Our thermostat broke, now all the radiators in the house are on full blast the entire day. Not cool.

I don’t want to toot my own horn, but… …I’m not going to slow down for those children in the road.

I had to do an emergency stop at 70mph today. You should have seen the skid marks. left some horrible black lines in the road aswell.