“More black bus drivers!” …
“More black bus drivers!” David Cameron’s idea of an intergrated transport system.
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I’ve just found a stray kitten wearing a Man United collar.. Must be a Manc’s cat.
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I said to my son, “Would you like to play a little game for money?” He said, “Ok, what’s the game?” I said, “Every time you kick your mum’s backside, I’ll give you twenty pence.” Best 17.60 I’ve ever spent.
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My girlfriend keeps telling me that making clothes based puns is really not funny. Corset is!
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My dyslexia is realy starting to get in the wai of my life. Last weak I got a hiding from my Dad for goin on hotmale.com
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Killed a chav earlier, so I dug a hole & buried him. ‘innit.’
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May is national egg month and national asparagus month. So i guess its also national “i’d give it 5 minutes before you go in there” month
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All my friends were doing it, I thought I might as well, and that I might earn some popularity for it. But two weeks and a court date later, it seems I misunderstood what all the young people online mean by ‘face-raping’.
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I was at a party with some mates the other day and one of them said to me, “Is that the queue for the punch bowl over there?” So I went over to the queue to find out and was told that it was actually for the buffet and that the punch had all gone. […]
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I hate child abuse hurts my hands..
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Can you say ‘Iced Ink’ 5 times fast?
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After 2 hours of wandering around Boots , I eventually found the disposable contact lenses . Aisle C .
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I’ve found that Russians are quite volga.
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My internet history knows me too well.
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My PE teacher was a bully who went ballistic just because I couldn’t complete the school cross country run after I pulled a calf. He roared “I DID NOT TELL YOU TO STOP RUNNING!” as he dragged me off the baby cow.
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