If ignorance is bliss, wh …
If ignorance is bliss, why are McDonald’s staff never happy?
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scientists have just confirmed that they are about to start studies on the female brain . This comes after a decade of trying to locate it .
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I bought some Italian boat shoes today. They look really nice, but I keep falling over.
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It seems there’s an addiction to iphones. At least there’s an app for that
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I went to the park with the frisbee i got for christmas. When i threw it i realised it was in fact a boomerang It’s all coming back to me now
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TV advert for a home learning…. “I have just completed my creative writing course, the feeling is….indiscribable” Money well spent then!
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Do hot Russian women get adverts saying “really unattractive white guys wish you exist and are waiting to meet up with you!” when they’re watching family guy online?
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You know your parents don’t love you when you receive Limewire vouchers for your birthday.
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I just saw an advert that said- “Pot Noodle- The Nation’s Favourite Food”. That’s a bit of an exaggeration I thought. You can’t really consider it as food.
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My wife said, “It’s raining cats and dogs outside!” I replied, “Well, as long as it wasn’t reindeer.”
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My mate keeps talking about his favourite biblical city. I told him not to Babylon.
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BBC News – ‘Monaco set for Albert’s wedding’ Del Boy and Rodney are yet to confirm attendance…
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My grandfather was a chain smoker. Every time he had a cigarette he got 10 of his friends to light up too.
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Obsessed, a word used by the lazy to describe the dedicated.
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My little daughter was so hot, laying there on the bed. She opened her mouth slightly, and I gently eased it in. “Move your tongue a little,” I told her. She sighed. I could see beads of sweat on her forehead. “That’s better, baby.” In moments I was done. I drew it out and looked […]
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