I got stopped by a homele …
I got stopped by a homeless guy today. “Can you spare me something for a cup of tea?” he asked. I gave him half my Twix.
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I get on great with my new European Roadie. He’s a sound Czech guy.
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Why didn’t the Indian boy go to school? He was Sikh.
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My wife’s stood by me since the day we were married. Then again, we do only have one chair.
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I’ve held the Longest Sprint record for 2 years running.
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Whenever I’m comforting someone who likes correcting people’s grammar. I hold them softly and gently whisper, “They’re, their”.
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I’m the only guy I know who prefers big fat girls. But then again, I’m also the only cannibal I know.
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OMG Try this it really works! Copy and paste this on to 10 different websites and absolutly nothing happens! I’ve done it and it really works – nothing happens – its amazing!
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My daughter just walked in on me and saw my erection. I nearly had a stroke!
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The manager of a large office noticed a new guy one day and told him to come into his office. “What’s your name?” the manager asked. “John,” the new guy replied. The manager scowled, “Look, I don’t know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked at before, but I don’t call anyone by their […]
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Zoo officials say that a female tiger has killed her mate at London zoo. It was a rare attack that came after months of simmering jealousy in a feline love triangle. Authorities say if the allegations are true, the tiger could spend the rest of her life behind bars.
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Facebook group: My school cares more about uniform than it does Education!! I totally agree, nothing better than a nice young lad in summer shorts.
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When I thought of this joke I was swimming. It was a Stroke of genius.
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I like my women like my GCSE results….. D graded.
Continue Reading“Hold your horses” Becau …
“Hold your horses” Because even horses need a little love.
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