Author: qjoq.com

My doctor says I must stop obsessing about food. Piece of cake!

I hate people who say that age is just a number. ‘Age’ is clearly a word.

The remains of US-born chess champion Bobby Fischer have been exhumed in Iceland to establish a paternity claim. Police said “We don’t think he’s the Dad, but we thought we’d better check mate”.

My mate went away on holiday. When he came back, I said, “So, how was it?” He said, “It was great, I got the sun every day.” I said, “Then why did you go away? You can get it at the local corner shop.”