Author: qjoq.com

To be honest, I quite like this whole Credit Crunch Though I wish they’d stop bringing out such topical breakfast cereals.

“Hey, do you like my new frisbee?” “Yeah it’s awesome!” “Wanna take it out for a spin?”

I feel foolish. I didn’t have quite enough to eat.

Indiana Jones told me he had to run away from a huge tumbling rock. Sounds like balderdash to me.

I invite my old mate Gary round for a drink, after a couple of pints he went to the bathroom, and a few minutes later my daughter ran downstairs screaming and rubbing her head I said “Don’t cry, it’s only Glitter in your hair”

Whenever they play a Chris Brown song on my Rihanna Pandora station… …it kind of feels like a slap in the face.

My wife asked me to do some jobs around the house. So I cut the neighbours lawns and swept the road.

My wife wants us to try for a baby. I told her it just wasn’t conceivable.