My friends keep whisperin …
My friends keep whispering to me, I am getting really PSSST off.
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I used to be a History te …
I used to be a History teacher. But thats all in the past now.
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In an attempt to get fitter, I’ve just gone and bought myself a new bike. Just think of all the calories I’ll be burning. Those kawasaki’s are heavy and don’t get themselves out of the garage you know.
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“But daddy, isn’t this wrong” “No, all the girls your age do this with their dads. Now get on this and ride like you have never ridden before…… And if you can’t I’ll put your stabilisers back on.”
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The inventor of the adjective is seriously ill in hospital. Doctors have been unable to describe his condition.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a gas explosion at KFC.
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I came to make a bukkake joke, but it looks as if it’s been covered.
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When I see someone with a pierced lip, I wonder what bait was used.
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Saw a mental guy on a bike the other day. He was a cycle-path!
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I’m taking some Time Out from work today… That’s the benefit of having a job in a sweet shop with no surveillance cameras
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I refuse to watch Snakes on a Plane as it’s so unrealistic. Everyone knows you have to switch your phone off.
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I do a lot of stuff for charity but I don’t like to talk about it. It’s much easier to boast by blogging, tweeting and Facebooking about it.
Continue ReadingPavlov’s first attempt at …
Pavlov’s first attempt at conditioning his dogs just left them with lovely shiny fur.
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“Children to face fitness tests”. Wouldn’t mind being the judge of that. I think most kids are pretty fit…
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Warning: Women do not see the funny side if you cook them scrambled eggs in an attempt to cheer them up after they’ve had an abortion.
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