Author: qjoq.com

My friend asked me to come up with Eleven jokes about Wimbledon. I think Tennis enough.

I told my mate that from now on, I’m going to put a word for average in every sentence I say. He just laughed and thought it was a silly idea. “No, I mean it.” I replied.

There was a downs syndrome that worked in a museum all his life just sweeping up, he used one broom his entire working life. Talk about tard with the same brush.

The Daily Star headline : “Brit soldiers put Taliban in a jam” Wow, I would buy that!

Bono – putting the ‘poser’ into ‘composer’.

My Rolex broke while I recorded a film of myself brutally fisting my girlfriend. Still, it’s worth a watch.

There’s a fine line between my rolled up 10 note and the coffee table.

I alway’s beat my friend at blow football, He sucks.