Scientists have designed …
Scientists have designed a missile with a warhead filled with Nitrous Oxide. Must be some kind of Comical weapon
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Weight Watchers should us …
Weight Watchers should use Club Penguins slogan… ‘Waddle around, and make new friends’
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I had an interview for a job in a restaurant. The guy said, “So, what would you bring to the table?” “Whatever they ordered.” I replied.
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BBC News – “Lord made false claims”. Everyone knows that. As if he ‘made the World in seven days’.
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Every supermarket you go into now has a self-service checkout with a member of staff helping people use it.
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I just bought stock in some company called Bose… I think it’s a sound investment.
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yesterday i got an email saying “you have no emails”. kind of defeats the purpose, doesnt it.
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All these Periodic Table jokes are starting to get boron.
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There’s something long and hard in my trousers… ..My femur
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For some unknown reason, my wife is still angry at me for showering naked on our wedding day. And anyway, confetti is not nearly as effective as water.
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After 8 years of working hard for the same company, I’m now on more money and I work less hours! Or, “claiming benefits” as some people call it.
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My girlfriend can never get boots to fit because her calves are too big. I think she’s weird anyway, dressing up livestock.
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Little Johnny comes to school with a bruised cheek. “Why is your right cheek so red?” asks the teacher. “Because daddy’s left-handed.”
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I was in the park today walking my dog and a woman said to me, “That’s a nice Bulldog you’ve got there.” I replied, “No he’s not a Bulldog. He’s a Greyhound who ran in to a wall chasing a cat.”
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I got fined contempt of court 100 by a judge for talking in court with my briefs today. He’s just no idea how much I love those boxer shorts.
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