Need a curry urgently; th …
Need a curry urgently; then just call the emergency curry service. All you do is dial Naan Naan Naan
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Time really flies! Today …
Time really flies! Today my four year old siamese twins were seperated. Seems like only yesterday that they were one.
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The girl at the RyanAir check-in desk said, “Window or aisle?” I replied, “Window or you’ll what?”
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My girlfriend was complaining that I never buy her anything meaningful, so I got her a dictionary.
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I came home from work yesterday and jumped into bed. I was out the second my head hit the pillow. That’s the problem with steel pillows.
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There’s a new website for people from Norfolk to trace their family history and build a family tree based on the results. It’s called incestry.com. It’s a shame they don’t have the opposable thumbs to use it.
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Today my boss told me my facial hair is bad for business, Nothing’s been said by any of the other escorts though.
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As soon as the General walked in. There was a tension in the room.
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Convicted “British” Paki drug-smuggler Akmal Shaikh thought he was getting death by ganja when the Chinese said “We gon’ gif you reefer injection”
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I’ve almost finished developing an anti-ageing product and my wife has agreed to let me trial it on her tonight. I just need to find a silencer now.
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A barber runs out of his shop and down to the nearest corner where a policeman is standing. “Officer,” he asks, “have you seen a man run by here in the last few minutes?” “No, I haven’t. What’s the problem?” “The lousy cheat ran out of my shop without paying me!” “Does this fellow have […]
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Just pushed a hipster down the stairs. I suppose you can say he’s a tumblr.
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My mate told me a new book has been published on gullibleness. I almost bought it.
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My Wife just became a fan of “Unknown Drunken Injuries” on Facebook. It’s good to see she’s playing along.
Continue ReadingThe idea of perfume makes …
The idea of perfume makes so much scents.
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