I own a lumberjack busine …
I own a lumberjack business. There’s this one guy who wasn’t very good with the chainsaw so I gave him the axe.
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I hit my mate up the face …
I hit my mate up the face with a multimeter today. Ohm’d!
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My uncle works for a company that makes bicycle wheels He’s the Spokesman.
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I’ve just posted a clip of me sleeping onto Facebook. It’s an inbeded video.
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I used to be a rent boy until the bottom dropped out of the market
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I went and brought an attractive young girl to mine yesterday. Seems a waste, but that gold has to be dug up one way or another.
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My girlfriend wanted me to fist her. I told her no but she wasn’t having any of it. So I had to arm up.
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“George, my sisters handwriting is very bad in this letter darling, is that an ‘o’ or an ‘i’?” “It’s the letter ‘o’ dear” “Oh my God my brother’s shot himself”
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Its Christmas and at this time of year we should think about the homeless and those less fortunate…………… Anything to cheer you up while the pubs are closed.
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I once got beat up while fighting for a girl’s honour…She wanted to keep it.
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I tried taking a picture of a man with an artificial arm, but couldn’t. Maybe I should use a camera instead.
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I wrote a song of celebration regarding the recent burial of Osama Bin Laden. Appropriately, I tuned my guitar to drop sea.
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As it nears fathers day I thought I’d get my dad a football shirt, now to untie it from the lampost
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I have a sign in the window at work that says, “No more than two school kids at a time” Which was why I lost my job as a teacher.
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Admiral Carpets in Birmingham was looted during the riots. Police are said to be on the lookout for a rug dealer.
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