Author: qjoq.com

Cancer, now theres a tropic I don’t want to talk about

I am so desperate to become a Hitman, I could literally kill someone.

I was sitting in the cafe with my friend having breakfast. She ate a sausage, one bean, some bacon, one bean, a hash brown, one bean, I looked at her and said, “Eating disorder?” She said, “No I like it in this order.”

BBC News: “Mr Fox challenges foreign aid pledge” Fantastic.

I hate people who mix metaphors. They’re a real pain in the throat.

My missus sent me to the newsagents for an ‘OK’ Magazine… I came back with a sticky Playboy. I asked, “Is this OK?”

My next song is about subtraction. Take it away…