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I went up to Mr. T and said, “I’m going to cook you a dessert.” He said, “Try fool!” I said, “No, strawberry cheesecake, actually.”

My mate is in love with two schoolbags. He’s bisatchel

Nice to see that the Liverpool fans have started a collection to buy something for the newly born child of their Brazillian midfielder. They’ve called it Lucas Aid

What do you call a chinese carpenter? Nai Ling

I lay down and he comes towards me, it’s long and hard in his hand and I can’t help but feel anxious. He slips it in, it’s tight and quite sore, but soon i feel a warm trickle of liquid as he takes it out. I remain there with a look of relief on my […]

I was holding a bacon sandwich in each hand when i suddenly realised “I’m hambidextrous”.

I’m moving out of my caravan so I’ve put it on the market. A guy just tapped me on the shoulder and said, “Excuse me, mate. My fruit and veg stall is supposed to go there.”

Teacher: im sick and tired with you boy and im running out of patience! Student: well sir, if your sick and tired, you should not be running.

Talking to yourself is the first sign of madness…. I said to myself.

Masturbation: The leading cause of tissue damage.

I got fired from work today. I think the “Your Mum” joke went too far at lunch when my boss claimed that his chicken “tastes like fish”.