Corrugated roofs. They’re …
Corrugated roofs. They’re groovy.
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On parents evening our so …
On parents evening our sons nursery teacher told us that our child’s brain is like a sponge… I thought it best to stick to the story that I accidentally dropped him.
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I’ve just seen a man juggling 20 rowing boat paddles. It was oar inspiring.
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I really like Air Crash Investigation, but they need to stop repeating the pilot episode.
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I woke up yesterday morning & found that my skin had turned black. I went straight round to the doctors, who told me “Sorry, there is nothing I can do, you are stuck with it” “Don’t you even have any practical advice?” I pleaded. “Yes” he said “We don’t keep anything of value in the […]
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Walked into a room the other day and saw six armed Buddhas. And I thought Buddhism was all about peace…
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I’m not saying that my parents hated me as a child, but my first christmas gift I can remember from them was a pair of scissors and running shoes.
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I’ve just watched a sad program about a Gypsy family being forced out of every town they’ve ever tried to settle in. It was a moving story.
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My girlfriend and me have been rowing about how ‘opinionated’ I am. What she doesn’t get is that, I’m not opinionated. I’m right.
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Working as an usher during the Gorillaz opera, I was showing people to their seats. “Where is it?” a woman asked, as she followed me. “It’s coming up, it’s coming up, it’s coming up, it’s coming up, it’s coming up, it’s coming up, it’s coming up, it’s there!”
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My neighbour’s cat just spat at me. So I turned the heat down on the frying pan.
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I wear the trousers in our relationship. She tells me which ones to wear though.
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I’d been stuck in the rush hour traffic for over an hour crawling very slowly. To be honest I suppose I should have taken the car.
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I made a Facebook fan page for my girlfriend. She didn’t like it.
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“Butchers pedigree chunks”, Quality dog food coated in a thick gravy sauce with minerals & herbs extracts .. “Made in china.”
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