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If sperm’s really good for the skin, why has my daughter still got eczema?
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My son was crushed by a falling Lego tower.. He didn’t make it.
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I won’t be buying another razor from Liverpool. The one I’ve got nicks everything.
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Dogs smell, drool, constantly want fed and always have the urge to hump things…… No wonder they’re mans best friend.
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So McDonalds have decided to sell only to people over 18. Stone.
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I didn’t know the answer to “What does a void consist of?” Ah well, no matter.
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100 Black dwarfs doing a marathon. Now that would be a funny race.
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Dear Walkers Crisps, Your crisps are really tasty. When will you be making a full bag?
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“That’s it! Three strikes, and you’re out.” My bowling team hates overachievers.
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I hate people who batter seal cubs. They taste much better in breadcrumbs.
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I’m looking for that Miss right. Because my Miss left.
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I started my first day at a new job today. The boss said he wanted me to be a professional. So I jumped through a window.
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COMMUTERS. When you leave your house, sprint the first 200 yards and then revert back to your regular walking speed. This will save you from having to do the run of shame for the bus nearer the stop and look like a fool when you miss it.
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Yay! Sickipedia’s back! I don’t know what I’d do without Sickipedia… Probably go out, socialise, make some friends, get a girlfriend, get a job…
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Danone Actimel – Just 1 a day will balance out your healthy bacteria. Try our weekly challenge So why sell them in packs of 6?
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