Author: qjoq.com

Oh my God I can’t believe it….. Tottenham are playing the Kaiser Chiefs.

If kanye can steal the mic so easily, can taylor really be called swift?

This guy came up to me and said ‘magician, wiccan, sourceress’ I said speaking of which…

Ever since buying a digital camera, I can only think of it’s positive points. There aren’t any negatives.

“Ronseal – It does exactly what it says on the tin” Sounds like a failed condom company to me.

I was on holiday in Spain when my mate phoned me. “How’s the hotel?” he said. “Well, I can’t complain, ” I replied. “Oh, that’s good then,” he said. I said, “No, it’s terrible! I just don’t speak the lingo.”