The Black Guy to English …
The Black Guy to English dictionary #1; “Awwwww sheit!” – Oh dear, there appears to be something wrong
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BBC news: Jordan clashes …
BBC news: Jordan clashes leave one man dead Katie Price finally snapped then?
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My Grandad was killed by a load of baby eels Elver way to go
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On wafer packets how do they describe how thin the wafer is?
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My girlfriend just texted me and asked for me to call her later. I’d prefer to carry on calling her Sarah to be honest.
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I would never go to Burton for my clothes. It’s too far away, I live in Scotland.
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The only acting FRED should be doing is in an advert for abortion.
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After searching for what seemed most of my life, I finally found my long lost brother. Now it’s my turn to hide.
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i hope i never get my hands tangled together. fingers crossed.
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Why did David Haye cross the road? Because he was a chicken.
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I saved an absolute fortune using 118 118. I asked them to text me the phone number of a directory enquiries service that doesn’t charge 1.70 per query.
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So it looks like Cornish has finally become a dead language. Or, as they say in Cornwall, “a dead language”.
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Went back to this chick’s place last night, soon after I was slinging the sausage down the corridor. In retrospect, initiating a food fight wasn’t the best idea.
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Little Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and cried until his mother came in to see what was the matter. “I have to make pee pee”, wailed Little Johnny. “All right,” said his mother, “I’ll take you to the bathroom.” “No” insisted Little Johnny, “I want Grandma.” “Don’t be silly, I can […]
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Police found the bodies of a couple at the foot of beachy head, inside the backpack of one of them was a dead child, but lets be fair, you buy a parachute off ebay, you’re asking for trouble.
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