War Horse – the touching …
War Horse – the touching new film about a Geordie pimp.
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Don’t make the mistake I …
Don’t make the mistake I did. I took my kids to a heavy petting zoo.
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Finally after all this time they are banning vuvuzelas in football grounds. I’m just hoping that vuvuzelas is a racist euphemism.
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Ive got a book on the paranormal I didnt buy it, it just appeared
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My wife has just had baby, were both so happy! But the most amazing thing is that my little boy,thanks to a genetic disease, was born black. It does not bother me one bit I still love my boy. I told my mate Leeroy about it and he seemed just as shocked as I was!
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Never put your finger where you wouldn’t put your nose.
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I ordered a Whopper in Burger King the other day and offered a pound for it. “No,” said the girl, “it’s 3.88!” We argued for a few minutes before she gave in. “Fine!” she said. “Have it your way!”
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A recent News headline said “Churchgoers driven away by bats.” Seems heavy handed, but my cricket team really disagrees with the Church’s line on artificial contraception.
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Whats the worst thing about learning a joke on Sickipedia? Not being able to post it on Sickipedia.
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Took my car into an autocentre and asked the mechanic “Can you check my brakes?” He asked “How long do you have for lunch?” I said “Half an hour.” He said “seems okay to me.”
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If I could have chosen any superpower as a kid, It would have been the power of hindsight.
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What size wood did Noah make the Ark from? Two by two.
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The fuse went in my wife’s hair dryer, so she asked me to fit another. I refused.
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Although I used to hate school holidays ending. I always came to terms with them
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I’ve gone back to heroin as I can’t see any methadone in my madness.
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