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The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused. “Need some help?” a secretary, walking by, asked. “Yes,” he replied, “how does this thing work?” “Simple,” she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it into the shredder. “Thanks, but where do the copies come out?”

My mate turns to me and says, ”If you stopped all the clocks in the world, would time stop as well?” ”Could you be more ridiculous?” I said sarcastically. So he took his trousers off and asked me again.

I saw a beautiful golden eagle sitting in a nest today when I thought ‘he looks angry, I should probably get out.’