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Welcome to Sickipedia. Where no news is bad news.
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My father always wanted me to be a Lieutenant when I got older. That’s why he named me Lieutenant when I was born.
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I ate cheese in my dream last night. Now I’m having a nightmare day.
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Top tip: Save money on expensive cremation costs by purposely dying in a house fire.
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Just reading the reprint of the first ever news of the world from 1843 and have to say the news is very different than today’s current affairs. However i did notice the same old adverts. DFS sale starts today
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I’ve told my new girlfriend that I work I’m a cryogenic engineer. I think it sounds more exotic than, “I stock the freezers at Asda.”
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I’m very displeased with the terms under which my job at the cannon factory ended… They fired me.
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BBC News: “BBC News website openly allows people to make up quotes and post them elsewhere”
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I’m thinking of setting up an Acronym Hate Group. Or AHG for short.
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The definition of irony; Not knowing the difference between a definition and an example.
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I went to a pub and asked for a strong gust of wind. They said they only served draught.
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Whilst watching the Sunderland game of Match of the Day last night my Missus turned to me and said “I thought that Bent played for England not Sunderland?” God help me…
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You know its funny, but I swear I was the millioneth visitor to this website last time as well
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I took a bird out for a few drinks last night. As we pulled up outside her house in a taxi I asked, “Mind if I come in for a night cap?” She said, “Haven’t you got to get up early for work in the morning?” I said, “No, I don’t get up until dinner […]
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I dont do jokes about the Spanish……….. no way Jose!
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