Sky news: bush fires dest …
Sky news: bush fires destroy homes in western australia. Looks like they won’t have to wait 18 months for the ashes to return afterall.
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IRONY: The white iPhone …
IRONY: The white iPhone being delayed because “it doesn’t work”
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My wife has left me because I keep getting my phrases mixed up. Oh well plenty more fish out of water.
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It’s a little known fact that women have more hair than men… On the whole.
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BBC Sport: “Oliver fails in 110m hurdles record bid” No wonder, those are some pretty high hurdles…
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No-one believes that I’ve got a tart made from a rapper in D12. Well, the Proof is in the pudding…
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Took my dog to the vets because it refused to eat it’s food and started eating nothing but veggies. Turns out it’s a rabbit.
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You’d have thought that Goths would have realised that dressing the same as each other isn’t non-conformist.
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I’ve forgotten more stuff than I care to remember.
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My wife asked me to fix a plug for her this morning. I refused.
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“I guess I’m going to have to get my hands dirty.” I chuckled. Anyway, that was my last day as a Gynecologist.
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Got a letter in the post telling me my credit card bill is “outstanding”. It’s always nice to receive compliments.
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When my girlfriend said, “Get lost for good.” Apparently she didn’t mean buy the dvd.
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I’m considering becoming a mind reader. What are your thoughts?
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I could look at you all day but the zoo shuts at 6pm.
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