What is the worst thing t …
What is the worst thing that can happen to a sleeping bat? The runs.
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What’s the difference between a Terry’s chocolate orange and a dead body? You don’t need to whack a dead body before you unwrap it.
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When I left school I really wanted to become a locksmith. Unfortunately though I failed the entrance exam.
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I am now banned from my local shopping centre. Apparently a relief car park is not exactly what it says it is.
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Sitting here, playing FIFA 11, before the night of the exam that will decide my entire future. I just can’t help but not feeling ashamed with myself… I really should have bought FIFA 12 by now.
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I’m in a band called AA. We’re a support group.
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Since I have been writing all my sickipedia jokes on toilet paper none of them have got buried. Must be on a roll.
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“I’m not a Racist. Some of my best friend is Black”, claimed the Zebra.
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I’ve been paying 2 a month to the Cats Protection League for over a year, I only missed 2 payments and they’ve just been round and broken my cats legs.
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My mate looked disappointed when I showed him my collection of up-skirt photographs. He’s obviously not into hovercrafts like I am.
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My son always misbehaved and there was nothing I could do about it So I asked an expert and she said the next time he has a tantrum don’t get angry, just splash him with some water. I though this was weird but I tried it anyway. However it just made him worse. He just […]
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I had a look at a rambling guide yesterday. I was quite surprised by it really, I didn’t realise you could get jewellery for sheep.
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Dating Advert: Midget very kind and nice to put it short and sweet.
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This secret desire I have to be a cannibal is really eating away at me inside.
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BBC News: Despicable film eclipses Twilight. The BBC should really check their website, someone has typed the word ‘eclipses’ into the above heading
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