My mate Dave was born in …
My mate Dave was born in Australia. His father was an African and his mother American. Apparently he’s huge down under.
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I lost my job teaching ch …
I lost my job teaching children tennis. One court date led to another.
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Indian names aren’t always read as they appear. I am now banned from Mr S. Pastik’s convenience store.
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I was in the hardware shop earlier and there was a sign up that read “Paint reduced to clear”. Why would I buy that then?
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Kamikaze pilots are in sharp decline.
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I’ll install a bird bath in my garden when the birds install a hot tub on my balcony.
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Subway employees are just filling a role
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Look, I know that since I walked out, you think that she could use a guy like you, but trust me, that woman has a lot going on and you want none of it. Get out whilst you still can… Stacey’s Dad
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3 year old girl falls through stairs while boarding aircraft. Ryanair promise to take steps to avoid a repeat incident.
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Dont drink water while studying, Scientists say concerntration decreases when you add water.
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I was asked to attend the premier of my film about plagiarism. I didn’t make it.
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I was on the way home from work the other day, when I got talking to some girl at the bus stop. We got off at the same stop, so I asked If she wanted to come in and stay the night. After a whole night of pleasure I decided to add her on Facebook. […]
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Capital punishment – It’s a sensitive case. Or is it case sensitive?
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I don’t like to brag about how rich I am. So I pay someone else to do it for me.
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To do is to be. – Descartes To be is to do. – Voltaire Do be do be do. – Frank Sinatra Yabba Dabba Do. – Fred Flintstone
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