Author: qjoq.com

I was robbed earlier. They ran in stabbed me in the chest, stole my TV and just randomly threw my Xbox games everywhere. There was Call of Duty to my right, next to that was Half Life, then me, Left for Dead.

I just heard that Jazz legend “Lena Horne” died. Going home to prop my saxophone against the wall in her Honour.

Our school teachers never did let us shorten Francesca Rash’s christian name.

It’s just taken me nearly four hours to eat a dozen watches. It was very time consuming.

If you’re not made of money, why does everything cost an arm and a leg?

My best mate and his partner are expecting a baby. Earlier saying how disorganised they were and all the things they need to get it. “What type of mobile should we get it?” Said his partner. I suggested a Sony Ericcson.