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I’ve never understood the phrase “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush”. I’d much rather have two hands in the bush.

BBC NEWS : China mobile hits 600 million customers… That’s no way to sell your product

I looked in the dictionary to find out how to spell the word ‘incorrect’. They spelled it the same as me but then they said it was wrong.

I’m starting a deforestation business but I need an American to come and work for me. Sometimes when you’re pulling down a tree you need a good yank.

I’ve just found out that my favorite fish has got cancer. The vet said it’s a malignant tuna.

I was walking down the street the other day when an old lady fell over and dropped all her shopping. Immediately, a group of young men nearby stopped their game of football and rushed over to help. You wouldn’t see that happening in my neighbourhood, I thought ruefully. No ball games allowed.