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What do you call an alligator wearing a tanktop? An investigator.

If you want to stop murders in your area, put up a scarecrow.

A young boy goes to bed with a stiff problem. He wakes up the next morning with a solution on his hands.

Positively-charged atoms are attracted to negatively-charged ones. That’s ionic.

What tunes will make a woman fall in love with you? Fortunes.

I just got hit in the head by a falling number 7. It struck me as odd.

snakes + spiders + heights + flying + dying + dark + dentists + needles + clowns = The sum of all fears

Three crotchets waltz into a bar.