Whist having a conversati …
Whist having a conversation with my girlfriend, she brought up ‘Sperm’. It was funny just watching it run down her chin.
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Canada: Driver Kills Two Women After Smoking Marajuana So, killing two birds with one stoner.
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Everyone lies on their CV and at job interviews. For instance, at an interview today, I told the bloke I was an adrenaline junkie. In reality, I’m just a heroin addict who uses dirty needles.
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C’mon – you have got to give it to Jamrags.com. At least when the servers down we can still look at some jokes.
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The government bill to ban alcohol was met by a chorus of booze.
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A young man at this construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone based on his strength. He especially made fun of one of the older workman. After several minutes, the older worker had enough. “Why don’t you put your money where you mouth is?” he said. “I’ll bet a week’s wages that I […]
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I change the colour of peoples clothes for a living. It’s a dyeing trade.
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I love how we confuse foreigners by calling so many of our foods puddings. Yorkshire pudding, Christmas pudding, black pudding. They can’t tell if they’re biting into a delicious sweet dessert, or a lump of congealed animal blood.
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I pulled a couple of German physics students after explaining relativity theory to them. Two birds with ein stein.
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We all got together today to give Eric his leaving card after 30 years of working for the Royal Mail. Not bad… He only retired 6 months ago.
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Apart from the police, what’s the only thing a black man will run away from? RESPONSIBILITY
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Suicidal kids. They can end a life, but they can’t fight back against a bully.
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I can’t see invisibility being made available for everyday use in the near future.
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Give a man a fish and he will feed himself for a day. Teach him to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
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I could really do with a crowbar. The birds in my garden look like they want somewhere to socialise.
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