Two chromosomes walk up t …
Two chromosomes walk up to a night club but the doorman said “Sorry, no genes.”
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Sky News reports “25 scho …
Sky News reports “25 school pupils dead in blast” Proof that truancy sometimes has advantages.
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What smells of fish and sweat? Race for Life.
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OAP’S in an NHS ward in Cardiff were given tambourines and maracas to use as panic alarms . It’s believed hospital bosses could now face serious re-percussion
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I give my wife a bottle of champagne every weekend. Just before she goes swimming.
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Facebook groups; knowing everything people thought were traits unique to them. Sickipedia; knowing everything about people that Facebook groups can’t post.
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I was following a BMW down the road today when suddenly, it veered to the left, mounted the pavement & mowed down a bunch of school kids. I was gobsmacked, things happened so fast, there was no indication at all
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Are these bulbs heavy? No Must be light bulbs then!
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My mate asked me today to tell him something short and constructive. So I replied Bob the Builder.
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Dfs – selling more seats than the House of Lords!
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Where do horses with 1 leg live? An unstable.
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What’s the difference to being run over by a train and getting an electric shock? about 5 minutes according to my mate liam.
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I saw my local fishing shop was advertising a free pint of maggots if you spent over 20 in-store. Needless to say, I didn’t take the bait.
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I must say – that little bird Abbie Branning in EastEnders is really starting to look rather………………..too old for me.
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BBC News: Eurozone ‘to approve’ Greece loan. I can’t help but feel someone messed up with the negotiating on this one.
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