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I met my wife at a tea dance for arthritis sufferers. It was during the tango that we really clicked .

On Bonfire Night, remember to check the middle of your bonfire for any hedgehogs. They’ll cook much better on the edge

I lost my mood ring. I don’t know how I feel about this.

My wife wants me to be more tender. She attacked me with a meat hammer.

I thought my days as a paedophile were numbered but it turns out I’m still in good touch.

The only time my wife squirts is when using Mr Muscle Kitchen spray.

If you’re not getting it your own way, don’t use reverse psychology. Or do.

If you’re always organizing things, you have OCD. If you’re always eating things, you have OBCD.