Author: qjoq.com

I will not take my wife’s insults on me being lazy lying down.

A fresh Al Qaeda bomb plot has been foiled by the metropolitan police. Which is probably what kept it fresh in the first place.

I keep dropping things. It’s getting out of hand.

Mannequins are model citizens

I got arrested yesterday for stealing hay from a farmer. I’ve been refused bale.

What do mexicans put on their skin? Olay!

I’m good at playing on words, probably because I keep writing on the floor.

Saw a really bright star tonight. My wife said it was called the Dog Star. I thought “can’t be Sirius”.

Newsflash: Ex Cambodian leader accused of hurling racist abuse at cows. That’s the Pot calling the cattle black.

I was given life in prison today. That sure cheered me up, I love David Attenborough.

After a sudden change in events, the dictator had to suddenly revise his plans for world domination. He spent the next week in the library.