Show the girls how tough …
Show the girls how tough you are by posting pictures of your black ops kill death ratio on facebook
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I was playing noughts and …
I was playing noughts and crosses with a friend, when he started playing with a marker pen. It was a bold move.
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So, there’s now an advert banner at the top of Sickipedia. What kind of business thinks “Yes, closet paedophiles and racists, theres the target market we need to focus on!”
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My nan never used to have a garden, she just had a huge hole. One day, she asked me to make it look better. So I landscaped the ditch.
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I might see if there are any Helium jokes out there for a bit of light humour before bed
Continue ReadingMy Ex-girlfriend wasn’t m …
My Ex-girlfriend wasn’t much of a fighter. But, man, you should have seen her box!
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Yahoo News:’Head of IMF arrested’ What about the rest of his body?
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What’s round and sounds like a trumpet? a crumpet.
Continue ReadingAfter being examined by a …
After being examined by a doctor, the patient asks, “Is this a rare illness doctor?” The doctor says, “Not really, the graveyards are full of people who had it!”
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When I think about it I realise that I just can’t be bothered to be apathetic anymore.
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I got talking to a woman and she asked me what my name was: “Dennis” “Oh really, did your parents like old fasioned names then?” “Nah, they were fire engine enthusiasts”
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My wife is an English teacher and she’s getting annoyed at my poor use of the English language. She’s so far ahead of me in terms of language she’s literally on a different planet.
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Thank you so much Sickipedia. Thanks to this amazing site, my employer has just awarded me with a formal warning.
Continue ReadingJust drove home from the …
Just drove home from the pub and the police pulled me over. I was asked to explain why I was driving on the pavement, so I was honest….I said I had no road tax!
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We dusted down the old tennis table the other day and the kids challenged me and the mother-in-law to a doubles game. They’ll never hear the last of it .. We surprisingly won considering I was playing with an old bat.
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