“False information” spell …
“False information” spelled backwards is “False information”
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I got a new roof fitted f …
I got a new roof fitted for free the other day. It’s on the house.
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Unlike most men I can see beyond a womans personality and can fancy her on looks alone…
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I quit my job on Jupiter. The hours were too long.
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BBC1 should explain the concept behind Sport Relief a bit better next time. I don’t think their executives can even begin to imagine how hard it has been trying to crack one out over Gary Lineker and Alan Hansen.
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Did you know there?s a McDonald’s opposite the Vatican? Its disgusting having to look at that horrible place whilst trying to enjoy a Big Mac.
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BBC news: alcohol “more harmful than crack or heroin” So before you buy your next pint, think about your body and smack up instead.
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Did you hear about the mixed race fisherman? His line’s half cast.
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Just picked out my fiance’s wedding ring. I have no idea how it got up my nose in the first place.
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My ex-girlfriend is a Secretary. When she dumped me, she gave me a weeks notice. On the plus side, she got me a temp.
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I was deep in thought this morning. Then i realised, Thought is a stupid name for a cat.
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People call me The Stunt Man. I had a disease that stopped me growing.
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I have a friend on Facebook whose status says “Suicidal – Standing on the edge of a cliff”. So I poked him…
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I’m a pretty good Ventriloquist. Even though I say so myself.
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Convince others you are full of great ideas by sellotaping a light bulb to the top of your head
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