Author: qjoq.com

I did a parachute jump while suffering with diarrhoea. I hit the ground running.

Our ‘Relate’ Counsellor said my wife and I needed to talk about the elephant in the room. I turned to my wife and said ”see, even she thinks you’re fat”

I used to be quite good at wordplay. Once a pun a time.

I went House hunting with the wife yesterday, It’s not much of a sport really, there’s milions of them and they don’t run away when you point a gun.