Why do bees stay in their …
Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm.
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What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A Poultrygeist.
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The missus has finally given me something that I have wanted since our first night together Her abscence
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“These flowers are dead.” “For now, yes.” “What do you mean, for now?” “They’re reincarnations.”
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Does anyone else think I have a clone, or is it just me?
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There’s no way I would date a girl that worked at an Airport. Way too much baggage.
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My wife had just made my dinner and asked if I wanted any salt and pepper on. I said “Sure, If we don’t have any LL cool J”
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I’ve been having dreams that I can’t interpret. They’re in French and I don’t speak the language.
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Don’t you just hate it when people look over your shoulder when you pee? I don’t know what’s so interesting about my backpack anyway.
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I said to my mate, “I had a dream last night and God showed me how to get to Heaven.” “Seriously?” he asked. I said “Yeah, straight up.”
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Coronation Streets Betty Driver Dies age 91… Her 3 brothers Racing, Screw and Pile are said to be devastated.
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I told my girlfriend I was off to Wales for the weekend and she asked which way I was going to get over the River Severn. I guess I’ll cross that bridge when I come to it
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My babysitter said my kids are spoiled. Now I need to find a new place to hide the bodies.
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What’s the difference between Sony and Kony? Kony still has Eric’s son.
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I’m a magician who does tricks on the streets to earn a living. A young woman around 18 came up to me and said “Blow my mind”. Funny how you can become a rapist in just a matter of seconds.
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