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Why did the entrepreneur open the door? Because oppurtunity knocked.
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Why doesn’t Karl Marx like Earl Gray? He doesn’t believe in property.
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Sickipedia: Supporting Historical Inaccuracies Since 1974
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The doctor diagnosed me with bibliophobia, but i wasn’t very sure what it was. He told me to read up on it.
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Got a Dog for Christmas and decided to call it G-Spot I can’t find it anywhere
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Spent most of today at the dentist’s. That’s the last time I’m having Dominos for tea.
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Food fetishists are coming for dinner tonight.
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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer,” the man began, “I can explain.” “Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.” “But, officer, I just wanted to say,…” “And I said […]
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After watching a few zombie films I’ve come to the conclusion that I would be a cameraman in the event of a zombie-apocalypse. They never seem to attack them.
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A man walks into a scientists’ bar and aks how much it is for a pint of adenosine triphosphate. The barman replies, ‘That’ll be eigh-tee-p!’
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Sorry, lost my train of… Never mind
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I was filling my tank at the petrol station the other day How I managed to steal it from the military, you don’t want to know…
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Ten words, two commas, an exclamation mark and a full stop all appeared in court yesterday… They’re due to be sentenced next week.
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Just lost a championship Scrabble match. To be honest, my chances didn’t look good from the word go
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I rate myself 9.84520137453850162 out of 10 for precision.
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