My wife’s a little cranky …
My wife’s a little cranky tonight. It’s Fan-Dabi-Dozi when she’s dressed in her school uniform.
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Royal Marines Advert: “If …
Royal Marines Advert: “If you think you’ve got what it takes to be a royal marine, search for us online or find us on facebook” I just googled ‘Royal Marines’ and found them, looks like I’ve got what it takes to be one
Continue ReadingBridegroom. noun. A man …
Bridegroom. noun. A man with a fine prospect of happiness behind him.
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Someone once asked me how long I’d been a roadie. I said, “One, Two… One, Two, Three years now”
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Throughout the recession it has warmed my heart to know that I’ve been able to do so much to help keep Shelter in business. It’s not all bad being a bailiff.
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An American drives past a library.
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A little boy goes to his dad and says, “Dad, can I ask you a question?” His father replies, “Sure, son. What is it?” The little boy says “What’s a Manager?” “Well,” the father began “a manager is someone who makes important decisions at work, who helps others learn and develop and who takes the […]
Continue ReadingI was suprised to see how …
I was suprised to see how bad dyslexia was when I browsed the ‘Dyslexic’s social forum’. Or facebook as some people call it.
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There’s nothing quite like an anatomy teacher with a great sense of humor.
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My sister was on Big Brother tonight. I’m hoping to get a repeat performance before I go to sleep.
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Don’t you hate it when people ask a question and then give their own opinion about it? I do.
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Right then, let’s see how the U.K do against Germany without the US interfering and claiming credit this time
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First thing’s first. As opposed to when, exactly?
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My friends got so annoyed with my constant describing of situations through bad jokes they threw ice-cream all over me and left. They desserted me.
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I just answered the phone to a market researcher and he said, “Good morning sir. Is it possible to speak with Mrs Jennings?” “She’s gone out”, I replied. “When would be the best time to call and speak to her?”, he asked. I said, “When she’s in” and put the phone down.
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