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Can everyone stop with all the toothpaste jokes, oral-b angry

I tried walking onto an army base, but was stopped by a guard, who was only 5ft 4. “Sorry, mate,” he said, “you’re not allowed on here.” I thought, “He’s a little territorial.”

Your Panties Are Red, You Bra is Blue, I know this, Because I’m Stalking you!

You have to be gentle when cutting cheese, as some of them crumble. Caerphilly does it.

I once took over the earth with merely a horse chestnut tree. I conkered the world!