I believe a lot of confli …
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
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A doctor removed my appen …
A doctor removed my appendix the other day. Apparently I shouldn’t have been reading in his office.
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Irony is people complaining about Facebook’s privacy settings when every other update is about their weekly visit to their Gynaecologist.
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Went to a dating event last night and all the girls there seemed to be walking funny. Turns out it was a shingles night.
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I asked my son what makes him think he’ll be a good sound engineer when he’s older. He said “because I want to, want to.” I have to admit, he sounds like a natural.
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Just got my npower championship razor Unfortunately it didn’t come with any Blades
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Officer: “I’m going to have to give you a warning.” Driver: “Fine.” Officer: “If thats what you want.”
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Never get obsessed with awards, is what i said this morning to my children, emmy, brit and oscar.
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How do you know when you’ve had too much? When you run out.
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I’m going wherever the mood takes me tonight. I’ve told her she can decide where we go out.
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My girlfriend’s expecting a ring on Valentine’s. To be honest, it’s unlikely. I’ll probably have to take the wife out, so she’ll have to be happy with a text.
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Just had a new bloke start in our office at work, the annoying thing is he is black….. there goes our lunch time banter!
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“Two Dead As Rock Crashes Onto German House” Looks like wrestling is more dangerous than I thought.
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If anyone tells you South Africa is a good place to go on holiday, don’t believe them.. It’s a Durban myth.
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My mate said he was going to a costa in spain for his summer holiday, bit of a long way to go for a coffee isn’t it?
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