I looked up “baffling” in …
I looked up “baffling” in the dictionary. The definition though was confusing…
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“I’m afraid your wife has …
“I’m afraid your wife has pneumonia”, the doctor told me. I replied “Nothing new about that, she’s always moaning.”
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Whenever anyone goes to Italy and sees the leaning tower of Pisa they do that lame holding it up pose for the camera. Why does no-one move further out so it looks about thigh height and do the old spreading the cheeks over it pose?
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People say the internet is making kids dumber as they can just look everything up but I reckon, used properly, It can help kids with their education: My 6 year old can already spell lol and ffs!
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nice to see nicklas bendtner making an appearance on comic relief.
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I went to the Fun Fair to play some games. Turns out they weren’t fun or fair.
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I saw a flame red fox earlier, surfing the web looking for cheese. It was a Mozarella Firefox.
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‘You’ve got to be in it to win it’ Im beginning to think there’s more to it than that.
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My girlfriend keeps accusing me of cheating. She just can’t get it into her head that my ‘2 pair’ beats her ‘Flush’
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What do you get if you cross a mountain and a desert? Tired feet.
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I keep buying rocket, but it always goes off before I can eat it.
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Guns dont kill people- but gaping holes in vital internal organs do…
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My girlfriend told me she wants to tie the knot. I’m glad she wasn’t interested in kids either.
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What I wouldn’t give to be stingy..
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My next door neighbours kid kicked his football into my garden again this afternoon, so I shot it with my air rifle. I only got his leg, but that should be enough to stop him in future.
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