So Apple are yet again mo …
So Apple are yet again moaning that someone has an apple in their logo. So what next? Take Granny Smith to court?
Continue ReadingAuthor: qjoq.com
As many a good man will k …
As many a good man will know; anything you can’t fix with a hammer and some gaffer tape isn’t worth fixing. Needless to say, my first marriage didn’t last long.
Continue ReadingPosting your first joke o …
Posting your first joke on Sickipedia is a bit like losing your virginity. It’s humiliating, short-lived, and you have a feeling of failed suicide.
Continue ReadingMP Sir Menzies Campbell s …
MP Sir Menzies Campbell said: “This tragic accident is yet another reminder of the risks which our service men and women have to face every day.” Shouldn’t we be reminding the pilots not to be aiming for hills?
Continue ReadingFred was drinking at a ba …
Fred was drinking at a bar and the bartender came over to tell him he had a telephone call. Fred had just bought another beer and he didn’t want anyone to drink it. So, Fred wrote a little sign and left it by his beer that said: “I spit in my beer.” When Fred returned […]
Continue ReadingI learnt a certain way of …
I learnt a certain way of boiling eggs today. I learned the hard way.
Continue ReadingMy son has just got his d …
My son has just got his degree in English medieval literature. Just have to wait for the job offers to start rolling in now!
Continue ReadingFrom now on, i’m going to …
From now on, i’m going to be totally ruthless. I hope it doesn’t rain though.
Continue ReadingMy internet service provi …
My internet service provider has tech support on live chat. They weren’t helpful at all when I logged on and asked “what are you wearing”
Continue Reading“It was the best of times …
“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times…” The day I realised I was Bipolar.
Continue ReadingEvery time my wife answer …
Every time my wife answers back, I feel like a software programmer. My first release is always to Beta.
Continue ReadingMy girlfriend has just go …
My girlfriend has just got a new patch that stops her from getting pregnant It has to be the best update ever
Continue Reading“I hate people who follow …
“I hate people who follow trends” I said to my hair salon whilst having my hair dyed red.
Continue ReadingI’ve been invited to my m …
I’ve been invited to my mate Kyles wedding this weekend, and as I’m a single bloke, I’m going to be hiring an escort to go with. I can’t wait to see how many bridesmaids I’m gonna pull when I roll up outside the church in it.
Continue ReadingI’d hate to be in the Swi …
I’d hate to be in the Swiss army. You have really cool knives but you never get the chance to use them.
Continue Reading