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I’ve just been to a monkey rescue center called ‘Camp Chimp’. They were all panzees.
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What’s the difference between Heather Mills and Fernando Torres? Torres has two left feet.
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Sign language: it’s very handy
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My wife wants to leave me, she just doesn’t appreciate the fact I get up at 3am every morning, work for hours. Watering the crops, feeding the animals. That farmville is quite addictive.
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Health & Safety. We’ll save your life with our rules, but after following them, you’ll probably want to die.
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I had to go to hospital after tripping over a box of Kleenex once. It was ok though, it turned out to be just a soft tissue injury
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BBC News : ‘Mystery over flat victim’s death’ No mystery… Probably a steam-roller.
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Top Tip: Sickipedians, if you didn’t go online the previous day and wish for a brief overview of the jokes read the Daily Star ‘Jokes’ in today’s newspaper. 80% will have come from Sicki.
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Did you hear about the new Iranian President? His story’s amazing, he grew up with just his dad, and they never had enough food apparently. Yeah, his name’s Wheresmadinnerdad.
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I went to the doctor and told him I’m addicted to Train Spotting. He told me I was Anoraksic.
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Why are all famous artists French? Becuase they were born in France
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How many men does it take to make a bacon sandwich? Trick question, thats a womans job.
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My mate rang me and asked, “What’re you doing at the moment?” I said, “Probably failing my driving test.”
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapus
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Some jokes are so pointless.
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